The Self-assured Princess

by **Admin** Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:35 am

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess'
lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an
evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will
turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet,
we can marry and
setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and
forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, on a
repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion
cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't fucking think
so !!!!!